You guys thought Road Warrior was cool, right? Well, let's make it a reality! A Kerry presidency would just be politics as usual, but four more years of Bush would get us that post-apocalyptic dystopia that we all know and love. Think about it... four more years of Ashcroft could make Equilibrium a reality, which means lots of guys with biker helmets and black leather trenchcoats to rebel against, and that's ALWAYS cool! No industrial regulation means pollution which means climate change which brings about all sorts of natural disasters, so there's a possibility of some Godzilla shit going down, or at least some Perfect Storm type shit. In fact that's my real criticism of Bush, he's not evil enough. C'mon, George, drop that facade of legitimacy and start pressing red buttons; If we're gonna die (and we are gonna die,) then "let us make such an end as will be worth remembering!"
It's a weird age when the funniest political commentary comes from the infamous Ain't It Cool talk back.
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